These witty coasters will add fun to your home bar and entertaining area. They’re gauranteed to strike up a conversation!

• Size is 4″ x 4″ on square coasters and 4″ diameter on round coasters.
• Slate coasters are 5mm thick and 3.8 – 4.6 ounces.
• Wood coasters are 7.4mm thick and 0.8 – 1.4 ounces

Make sure to list which of the 10 sayings you’d like when checking out or we’ll select our favorites for you.

1. To our wives and our girlfriends. May they never meet.
2. To staying positive and testing negative.
3. May we get what we want, but never what we deserve.
4. To the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
5. Here’s to hell. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there.
6. Some ships are wooden ships, but those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink.
7. To the ones who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us.
8. May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
9. Here’s to staying single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.
10. To the kisses we’ve snatched and vice versa.